Monthly Archives: January 2017

Old School Blogging: The ABCs of Me

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This is another OSB  from the fabulous Elaine from The Miss Elaineous Life. This is actually a draft of it that I never finished so while looking for some fresh ideas, I found it and finished it up.Enjoy!

 

Anyway, here are MY own ABCs! Link up yours below!

A- Age: 27

B-Biggest Fear: The cheesy 80s movie, Pumpkinhead…something about that monster thing freaks me out!

C- Current Time: 7;58pm, Thursday

D- Drink Last Had: Non alcoholic- Ssips strawberry kiwi juice Alcoholic- Sweet Bitch moscato

E- Easiest Person To Talk to: Next to God,my friend Bart

F- Favorite Song: That’s constantly changing from one Michael Jackson song to another because I’m always discovering old songs that I didn’t know and fall in love with them. Right now, my fave song is Get On The Floor from the Off The Wall album

G- Grossest Memory: When Amani was about 6 months old, she was constipated(yes,this is a poop story) and we didn’t know what to give her to ease her discomfort(when babies are that young you can’t give them anything,which sucks). My mom,who is a retired home health aide, came up with an idea. She had me bring Amani to her and take off her diaper. I didn’t know what she was going to do but I was desperate. She proceeded to put.on.a rubber glove, shove her gloved finger into a jar of Vaseline…and then put her finger in Amani’s butt. What followed her finger out was a HUGE pile of poop rocks. I was stunned,grateful,and then disgusted. My mom was my hero that day…probably Amani’s too.

H- Hometown: Queens,NYC. Born and raised in a few of the boroughs in NYC but all the significant events in my life happened in Queens.

I- In love with: Denzel Washington, Michael Jackson,corn starch(don’t ask),books,and coffee

J- Jealous Of: Pauletta Washington…the bane of my existence

K- Killed Someone? Does in my dreams count?

L- Longest Relationship: If we are talking romantically,then the longest.one is off and on for the last almost 9 years.

M- Middle Name: Lauren Marie. All of my siblings(except my oldest brother) have two middle names

N- Numberof Siblings: 5 brothers. Three biological and two by adoption. Two are older than me and three are younger than.me

O- One Wish: That I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life.

P- Person who you last called: The guy at the store. He makes the best chicken.salad sandwhiches so I wanted it ready when I got there. #priveleges

Q- Question you’re always asked: Whenever I go take carenof any business, I always get.”How old are you?” I look like a teenager,so..

R- Reason to smile: Amani. Hands down,no contest.

S- Song you last sang: Follow Me by Uncle Kracker

Follow me everything is alright

I’ll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you want to leave, I can gurantee

You won’t find nobody else like me

 

T- Time you woke up: 6:45am. Amani has to be in school at 8am and even though her school is a ten minute walk away,it takes a while to get her going (like warming up a car).

U- Underwear Color: What the hell is underwear?

V- Vacation Destination: never really thought about it…maybe Hawaii?

W- Worst Habit:smoking cigarettes. A close second is ripping out my cuticles.

X- X-rays you’ve had: teeth, shoulder. And if ultrasounds count, Ive had those too

Y- Your favorite food: I love pork(bacon,sausage,.ham, chitterlings, pork shoulder,pork ribs,etc…)

Z- Zodiac Sign: Taurus. Yes it’s true that we are stubborn. But its also a little known fact that we are very sensitive as well. I cry at the drop of a dime!